About Landchark

What are we all about here at landchark?

Well, the name Landchark is actually the combination of 3 words.

Land: meaning Land, from the english, Land. Try to keep up.

Chupacabra: an animal said to be unknown to science and systemically killing animals in places like Puerto Rico, Miami, Nicaragua, Chile, and Mexico. Obviously.

Shark: a big, pissed off fish. Are ya still with me?

Put that together and there you have it: Land Animal Killing Pissed Off Fish.

I’m only a plumber, ma’am. We also recommend “the Best of Chevy Chase” and the Microsoft Word spell check.

By the way, my friend Jenna was summa cum laude at college and drank a lot of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey.