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Given the rash of watermelon, banana and mango attacks, I feel it is my duty to share this self-defense video with the fine, upstanding readers of landchark. Most of you come here for advice on how to build casino tables, so chances are you may frequent casinos. If so, you’ll need to defend yourself and your winnings against cumquat-brandishing hooligans at some point in your life, so pay attention. If there’s anyone who knows how to defend himself against fresh fruit, it’s John Cleese.

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