Drink manly beverages
Posted on April 23rd, 2008 by Mark
Have you recently felt inadequate holding your Coors Light despite that it is marketed as the “Coldest tasting beer in the world?” (whatever the f*ck that means)? Do girls giggle (justifiably) when you order that rum and Diet Coke?
Fret not good sirs and BEHOLD: The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World!
I must say, many of these I have not had and several seem as if they might require a welders mask and a nearby does of adrenaline ala Pulp Fiction.
The good news is that #1 is the favorite drink of this man:
just make sure it isn’t a flat, flavorless manhattan, lest you end up taking a dirt nap.
i’ll make a note of that. “this principal skinner…where can we locate this individual?”